Breaking News! – A Sasquatch has been spotted at a local law practice early this morning. He came smelling of pine, bacon, and sweat, and gave warning to the terror-stickened workers that the Sasquatch Trot should be cancelled or lives will be lost. Guard your puppies!
Note To All Runners: Your racing strategy should now be revised to include the possibility of out-running these belligerent barbaric beasts. You don’t necessarily have to run faster than them, just faster than the runner next to you. Good Luck